[Day 3] – How Do I Get Pregnant Boobs without Getting Pregnant

May 3rd – Day 3

Today’s Recipe:

  • 2 handfuls Kale20180501_103540
  • 1 handful mixed greens
  • 2 cups Spring Water
  • 1.5 cups blueberries
  • 1 banana
  • 1 apple, cored and chopped
  • Agave syrup, to taste

Smoothie Timeline:

  • Smoothie 1 – 1030am
  • Smoothie 2 – 230pm
  • Smoothie 3 – 630pm
  • Smoothie 4 – 1030pm


  • Weight: 130lbs/59kg
  • Bust: 35in/89cm (I miss my pregnant tatas :-/ … )
  • Waist: 29in/73.5cm
  • Hips: 39in/99cm (Note: I am not tryin’ to lose booty/hips… not at all…)
  • Water Intake: 2.5 Liters (2/3 Gallon)



So you know how the seeds and fruity gunk gathers at the bottom of the cup when you’ve finished drinking a smoothie?  Here I go, thinking, “Hmm, that might be useful like a mini-smoothie,” decide to pour a little water in it, stir it around, and drink it.

Bad idea.  Don’t do that.  Ever.

Waking up this morning at 6:45am, I felt more energy and, most importantly, more calm.  Plenty of times I wake up and feel like I’m already behind schedule.  The Wake-Up Anxiety is real.  But today, I was cool.  The Kid was cool.  The weather was cool.  Everybody was coolin.

When I got back home, I checked it in at my Gratitude Altar, made tea and smoothies for the day, and started writing.

Today was writing day, so that’s all I planned to do.  By 3pm, I was almost at a half gallon of water.  All the peeing! Goodness.  I don’t know if the pee breaks forced me to take the breaks that I’d normally skip, but I was able to focus more and get more done.  At the end of today, I’d drunk about 2/3 gallon (2.5 L) of water.

Drank 1.5 of these today. Not a gallon, but definitely more than I’ve been drinking.

Getting ready to pick up the Kid and all I could think about was the Chick-fil-A right

across from her school…. help me.

Mood was kinda irritable but the bounce back – the ability to catch myself and pull back – was quicker.

I’m not claiming any magical transformations just yet – hell, I haven’t even had a BM.  Granted my period is starting soon & “the back up” usually happens around this time.

We’ll see.  We in this thing for 3 months.



Where to Find Stuff

The recipes I’m using are a modified version from this book: The 10-Day Green Smoothie Cleanse. (This is an affiliate link, which means you click, you buy, I get a couple dollas.)

I replaced some of the greens and fruits with some that are on the approved Dr. Sebi Nutritional Guide, which you can download here..

You can also follow me on social media where I might be doing stuff that may or may not be interesting. But I’m documenting so that in August (my birthday month), I can look back and see what kind of growth took place.

Follow me on Instagram @organizedbybrittany,


Screenshot & scan my Snapcode 🙂


If you want to join me, email me and let me know. Leave your progress in the comments, because I’ll be writing about every day. Let’s have a conversation!

With grace & gratitude,



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